ATBBMPL –
Chapter 58
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*****
"Young
lady is really good drinker."
The
villagers sat down opposite the guests and everyone started to taste the food.
The small
cakes next to Shen Tingshuang were really sweet. The sweetness was very overwhelming,
but in the attitude of not wasting, Shen Tingshuang ate every dish.
Among the
other dishes was a cold dish of duck head, which was particularly spicy. Shen
Tingshuang took a bite, and her tears almost came out. It was too spicy, but
after the spiciness, there was a pleasant taste. Shen Tingshuang couldn’t help
but took another bite.
Qin Yueze on
the side ate two bites of vinegar fish, and when he looked up, he saw Shen
Tingshuang’s small tongue coming out, and there seemed to be some tears in her
eyes. Obviously the food was too spicy.
Qin Yueze
took a glass of milk from the table, plugged in a straw and handed it to Shen
Tingshuang. The milk could suppress the spiciness a little bit. In fact, this
milk was not a local specialty snack here, but a sponsor of the variety show.
Shen
Tingshuang thanked him and drank the milk quickly. She found that the spiciness
in her mouth was much better. As a result, Shen Tingshuang continued to eat the
duck head. After eating a whole duck head, Shen Tingshuang had already begun to
hush and pant away. She continuously drank the milk in front of her and Qin
Yueze.
Bai Hao saw
the milk in front of her almost gone and gave Shen Tingshuang the milk on his:
"This duck's head is very spicy. Why did you eat it all?"
"It's
delicious." Shen Tingshuang added: "It's shameful to waste."
Bai Hao was
taken aback, Shen Tingshuang said too righteously, then he looked at the
leftovers in front of him and he began to eat silently.
...
Xia Xia and
other crews watched this scene: "Is this milk so delicious?"
"Xiao
Liu, bring a carton of milk and give everyone a glass." The chief director
here was craving a bottle of milk. It was nothing special, but after
watching Shen Tingshuang drank some it raised his appetite.
…
The meal was
almost done, and the villagers said they would perform singing.
"Okay!"
Bai Hao and others applauded to express their welcome. After the meal, there was
a performance to watch, who would refuse?
A villager
walked to the middle on the opposite side, and sang a small tune of Jiangnan
style. Shen Tingshuang and the others applauded loudly.
Unexpectedly,
after she finished singing, the other villagers said: "Our villager's
performance is over, so the guests on the other side should also perform!"
Qin Yueze sings very well, but everyone knew that the group must have a
strategy, and it was not good to show the trump card directly.
So Geng
Chengyun stood up: "Then I will show my ugliness!" He sang a soothing
love song, and everyone present clapped wildly.
"Then
let's give everyone a dance from our side." After that the villagers came
forward again. It was completely different from the dance in the square just
now. This dance was much more difficult. In addition, the villagers wear ethnic
clothes. Although loose, it couldn’t hide the tenderness inside.
Of course there
was Shen Xuan in their group, and her dance won the applause of everyone
present.
Even though
Shen Tingshuang felt that Shen Xuan was inhuman, she thought her dance was
indeed good.
They saw two
cars suddenly came out on the opposite side. The villagers lowered the things
on it. It was a big wooden mortar with candies in the middle and a big wooden pestle
beside it: "The best food here is this kind of smashed candy, but it will
take a long time to smash it."
Several
villagers then started to smash it in turn. Bai Hao and the others were
dumbfounded, didn’t they dance and sing away just now? Why did they suddenly
start smashing the sugar?
The sugar in
the mortar seemed to be unmoved, the villager said: "Guests have to help
also, we are already sticky here."
Bai Hao
whispered: "It's too shameless, they smashed as they want but now ask for
help." After that, he ran to the other side mortar and smashed the candy
with a pestle. This pestle was made of wood but it was not light at all, so Geng
Chengyun also went to help.
Shen Xuan,
Liu Jing and Qin Yueze also helped to smash the candies all at once. Fifteen minutes
passed. The villagers’s candy on the other mortar had turned white. Only Shen
Tingshuang calmly finished the food in front of her, and then walked to her
group with a wine glass.
She
stretched out her right hand and Qin Yueze handed her the pestle. She then
waved it casually.
Just now,
the five people smashed the candy and it hadn’t been flattened for a long time.
Now after Shen Tingshuang casual wave the sugar was flattened. After another pound,
the sugar became sticky.
The
villagers who smashed the candy beside them were stunned. Were they dreaming?
After a few pounds,
the candy in the guests’ mortar was the same consistency as the other side, it changed
color to white. Shen Tingshuang pound it again a few times then raised her head
and asked, "Is this right?"
The village
chief stared blankly at the candy on the guests’ side. It should really be like
that, but it took at least an hour for them to pound this kind of candy even if
there were many people helping.
However,
Shen Tingshuang did not pound more than ten times and managed to complete the
task. It was almost impossible to complete. After all, there were many
villagers on their mortart while she was alone.
The
villagers thought they would definitely win. There were only six guests on the
opposite side, and three of them were female. Not that they looked down on
female guests, but because the strength of female guests was generally smaller.
However, what they never expected was that there was someone like Shen Tingshuang.
...
Xia Xia and
the other crews saw this scene, then once again showed a dumb expression:
"Boss, this one you invited is not a mission terminator, right?"
No one in
their variety show ever acted like this.
...
The
villagers had to admit defeat and gave the guests sweets one after another.
Everyone was boasting that Shen Tingshuang was a great sister, and hoped that she
could come here again if she had a chance.
Shen Xuan
didn't understand. It was obvious that the focus of the evening was on her and
her dance, why did it become Shen Tingshuang?
Seeing
everyone around Shen Tingshuang, Shen Xuan's grievance grew. After eating,
their group smashed the candy, so it was getting late. Everyone was going
back.
When she got
up, Shen Xuan swayed for a while and was about to pull Bai Hao. It turned out
that Bai Hao didn't hold Shen Tingshuang as she expected.
Shen Xuan
didn't want to drag only Bai Hao into the water together, so she quickly pulled
Liu Jing next to her.
Bai Hao was
a bit dizzy and couldn't stand still. After being pulled like this, his body
tilted, and all three of them fell into the river.
The villagers
were shocked and hurried to pull them back to the shore.
The crews
also moved, in their show no guests were allowed to have an accident, so they
quickly went to save the guests.
There were
many people in the water at that time, and a few people stood on the shore.
Since it was still spring, the river water was a bit cold at night. The crews
sent the guests back to the house by car.
The guests
took hot baths one after another to prevent catching a cold.
The next
morning, Qin Yueze and the other four guests woke up to Liu Jing
screaming.
Yesterday
they spent 480 yuan, so there should be 877 yuan left on her body, but she
found nothing but two yuan.
"What?"
Bai Hao covered his face, what could these two yuan do? The plain noodles next
door were at least 6 yuan a bowl.
"They
probably fell in the river yesterday." Liu Jing glanced at Shen Xuan. It
was Shen Xuan who pulled her into the river as well.
When she
thought of last night, Shen Xuan was depressed. Originally, she planned to pull
Bai Hao so that he pulled Shen Tingshuang. If everything went as planned
yesterday, when she pulled Bai Hao, he would pull Shen Tingshuang, so Shen
Tingshuang fell into the river. At that time, Bai Hao would felt sorry to Shen
Tingshuang. As for Shen Tingshuang, it was Bai Hao who pulled her so it had
nothing to do with Shen Xuan.
But now,
Shen Xuan lowered her head: "Sorry, I was a bit drunk and dizzy at that
time."
It has
already happened, and there was a camera recording it, so she has to admitted
it.
Qin Yueze:
"Have you looked for it in other places?"
Liu Jing:
"I've searched them all."
She fell
into the water last night and took a shower when she came back. Later, she was
too tired and didn't think to check her pockets. When she got up this morning
and counted the money, she found that there were only two yuan left in her
pocket.
...
Shen
Tingshuang came back after running. Everyone was sitting in the living
room, and it seemed that something big had happened.
Before Shen
Tingshuang asked, Geng Chengyun said, "Sister Shuang, the money is gone,
only two yuan is left." In Geng Chengyun's heart, Shen Tingshuang has
became the boss here.
"Let's
talk about it after breakfast." Before Shen Ting Shuang left, she boiled
the cabbage pork porridge in a pot.
So now she
went into the house, washed her hands, and went to uncover the lid of the pot,
and the smell came out.
Everyone was
worrying about money just now, and didn't notice the porridge next to them. It
was only after the smell that they realized that Shen Tingshuang has made
breakfast.
Qin Yueze
walked to the side and helped Shen Tingshuang to hold the porridge.
Geng
Chengyun smelled the scent and also went to help.
Bai Hao
sighed: "Let's eat, eat and work hard."
Liu Jing
lowered her head. The loss of the money was caused by Shen Xuan, but the money
was in her hands, and the loss was not a little.
Shen Xuan
sat next to Liu Jing: "Sister Jing, blame me for being bad. After
breakfast, let's go make money."
Liu Jing was
annoyed by Shen Xuan, so she would directly say, "Yes, if I didn't fall
into the river it wouldn't be so bad."
Shen Xuan
did not speak. At this time, the audience would understand her mistakes and
grievances.
Liu Jing
simply stopped talking.
Liu Jing and
Shen Xuan did not come over until the meal was served.
They had
just finished eating when they found today’s task card was already here.
Qin Yueze
took it and read: "Hello guests, today's task is to make an effort to earn
back the air ticket money back to City B. PS: The airfare at 20:39 in the
evening is the cheapest, all inclusive for 1,100 yuan per person."
"Fuck!"
Bai Hao couldn't help but burst into a rough line: "The ticket for six
people is 6,600 yuan, where can we earn it?"
Geng
Chengyun was also very depressed. If the money was not lost, they would have
875 yuan to start with, but now there was nothing: "It's really not good,
I can only sing again, but it was Brother Ze who has worked hard."
Qin Yueze
has no objection to this.
Shen Xuan’s
expression worsened. She played the piano the day before yesterday and not many
people gave money, most of them were just taking pictures.
When Liu
Jing heard that they had to buy a plane ticket by themselves, she was in a
worse mood and blamed Shen Xuan.
...
Shen
Tingshuanh: "I will go out and have a look." If it didn't work, she
would continue farming. Last time, the old man said that the market price to
sow five acres of land was 4,000 yuan, so seven acres of land would be 5,600
yuan, which was enough for five people to go back by plane.
Why was
there one less person? Because Shen Xuan was not counted. Shen Tingshuang was
too lazy to take care of her, the recently cooked food for her was already the
limit of her tolerance, okay?
The ancient
town at 8 o'clock was not crowded, but many people was in the square the guests
visited yesterday.
The people
were setting up a stage. Only then did the guests know that they had a
publicity performance today, so Qin Yueze immediately went to communicate with
the organizer.
How could
the organizer not know Qin Yueze’s fame, plus a cameraman behind him, they knew
that they were shooting a variety show.
The
organizer didn't want to let go such huge opportunity so he immediately said:
"How about this, if you perform three shows, we can help you buy tickets,
and it will be first class!"
Only three
shows, maximum fifteen minutes, how could everyone disagree?
The
organizer has only one condition, Qin Yueze must performed alone.
Everyone
discussed with the organizer and decided that Bai Hao and Geng Chengyun would
play the third from the bottom and perform hiphop dance.
Qin Yueze
would appeare on the finale and sang the opening theme of "The
Answer".
The
remaining three people would dance last.
...
Shen Xuan
wanted to dance jazz, as she was super sexy in jazz, but Liu Jing disagreed:
"I know you have the skills, but I and Tingshuang can't dance
jazz."
This has
been said very clearly, if Shen Xuan persisted again it meant that she was
disregarding the overall situation.
In the end,
the organizer arranged a dance that was simple and easy to remember. They
consulted three people for their opinions. Liu Jing saw it and thought it
was OK then she asked Shen Tingshuang, Shen Tingshuang has no
opinion.
Shen Xuan
felt that this dance was too simple, it was the kind that could be done with
zero basic skills. But what Shen Xuan did yesterday caused Liu Jing to be very
aggressive to her, so Shen Xuan didn't dare to say more. After watching it
twice, she learned the moves and ran to practice alone.
Liu Jing and
Shen Tingshuang were still watching seriously, but Shen Xuan didn't even look
there.
...
The show
started at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. At noon, the organizer provided lunch.
Everyone ate a little casually, and then began to put on makeup.
The opening
performance was the show prepared by the organizer itself, and soon it was the
turn of Bai Hao and Geng Chengyun.
The two wore
white stage costumes. As soon as they went on stage, they caused everyone to
scream, the music sounded, and the atmosphere of the scene was mobilized to the
highest level.
The scream
seemed to cover the entire ancient town.
...
Shen
Tingshuang and her group were also standing on the dance floor. Because
they didn't prepare in advance, the trio's dance clothes were the simplest
black short sleeved shirt, although loose, it showed their belly.
It was
paired with white sequined hot pants, and white boots at the bottom. This
kind of combination was actually a test to the body, as when there was a little
belly bulge, it was especially obvious under the lens.
If the legs
were not straight, it was also very obvious.
Their hair
was straightened and put on a hat. Shen Tingshuang had the best hair quality
among the three, black and smooth.
The makeup
of the three of them was a bit chic. After putting on the clothes, the feeling
of chicness was more prominent.
Liu Jing
likes this outfit very much. After all, she was selected for "The
Answer" because of her chic appearance.
But Shen
Xuan was not satisfied with the outfit, her original image was in the style of
a gentle woman, so when she wore this set, it became very inconsistent with her
own style.
Shen Xuan
glanced at Shen Tingshuang next to her, and the jealousy in her eyes
flashed.
She and Liu
Jing changed their clothes before Shen Tingshuang changed them. As a
result, when Shen Tingshuang came out the both of them were
shocked.
Shen
Tingshuang’s skin was white and her exposed legs were whiter than the two of
them. The key was that she has no extra flesh on her body, and there was a
waistcoat line on her abdomen, and her legs were symmetrical like a straight
line.
They thought
only with photoshop normal people would be able to achieve this
effect.
Shen Xuan
has always been proud of her big breasts, but now when she sees Shen
Tingshuang's, she suddenly realizes that it's not the bigger the breasts the better.
...
Since the
start of the recording Shen Tingshuang has not been using any makeup, but now
that she wore some, the coolest out of the three was probably her.
Liu Jing has
found out that there was really a kind of person in this world. No matter how
hard you try, you can’t catch up: "Let’s go!"
At this
time, it was advertised that today’s performance has a star lineup. The
performance of Bai Hao and Geng Chengyun ended, and the enthusiasm of the
masses in the audience reached a climax.
At this
moment, Qin Yueze played. The screams in the audience were several times
higher than before!
Even when
standing in the background, Shen Tingshuang could feel the excitement of the
people at the front desk!
The music
sounded, and the people in the audience shouted Qin Yueze's name
excitedly. Perhaps Qin Yueze made a silent motion, and the audience
quieted down. Shen Tingshuang watched "The Answer" several times,
and the songs in the movie, Shen Tingshuang was also familiar with
it.
This was the
first time Shen Tingshuang heard a real person sang the song. In fact, the
sound effect here was not good, but it did not not affect Qin Yueze's good
voice at all.
Shen
Tingshuang finally understood what the saying on the internet meant with
"your ear will get pregnant after listening".
The song
ended soon, Qin Yueze bowed and stepped down.
The audience
began to call out Qin Yueze's voice again.
...
"Let's
go." Liu Jing took a deep breath.
Shen
Tingshuang walked on stage with her.
Shen Xuan
looked at the two people in front of her with an inexplicable look in her
eyes.
After they
reached the center of the stage, everyone turned their backs to the audience,
and Shen Xuan stood in the middle.
Shen
Tingshuang could still hear Qin Yueze's name called from below, but soon, the
call slowly became quieter.
The person
in the audience was attracted by the person on Shen Xuan's left, only looking
at the back, that figure was simply too good.
"Who is
that?"
"I
don't know, she has beautiful figure."
"The
one on the far right is Liu Jing, I recognize it."
The music
sounded, and the burst of music combined with dancing instantly brought the
emotions of the audience alive.
The three of
them faced the audience, and the audience continued to scream. "Oh
my god, it's Liu Jing!"
"Shen
Xuan next to her! They are all big stars."
"Who is
on the far left, she is so handsome!"
"God, I
like the lady on the far left too!"
...
After Bai
Hao sang, he went to the organizer’s small studio, where he could see the live
broadcast of the stage. "Wow, Tingshuang is so cool!"
After Shen
Ting Shuang twisted around, Bai Hao felt his heart miss a beat.
"Yeah,
I didn't expect Tingshuang's dancing to be so beautiful." Geng Chengyun
knew that Shen Xuab had learned to dance, but her movements were too soft and
not suitable for this dance.
For a while,
Shen Ting Shuang attracted the attention of everyone present.
Qin Yueze
said coldly: "Have you bought the ticket?"
Geng
Chengyun and Bai Hao immediately reacted and asked the organizer about the
ticket.
They didn't
know if it was an illusion. Just now, from Qin Yueze's eyes, why did they see
some coldness?
...
On the
stage, the positions of the three people have been changing, and many times
they needed to cross-change the formation.
Suddenly,
Shen Xuan deliberately stretched her legs very far. If Shen Tingshuang coming
from the left didn't react fast enough, she would fall.
But Shen
Tingshuang not only didn't trip, but she jumped over, then raised her head and
smiled at the audience.
This action
was added by Shen Tingshuang herself, but it made the audience scream
again.
Liu Jing
secretly thought that Shen Xuan was brain-dead, as at this time she was still
thinking about harming others.
She must have
known that what they were doing now was to earn everyone's return
ticket.
Shen Xuan
did not expect that she would fail, and instead let Shen Tingshuang be in the
limelight again.
When Qin
Yueze saw this scene, his face went dark again.
At the end
of the dance, Shen Xuan wanted to did the same again, but before she touched
Shen Tingshuang, she lost control of her body and she jumped then sat on the
stage directly.
With a
"puff" sound, just when the music ended, the hat on Shen Xuan's head
also flew out.
...
"This
time the guests have worked very hard." The organizer didn't notice the
details on the stage, but only lamented how powerful these stars
are.
"Yeah."
Liu Jing wanted to laugh very much, but she held it back. She never expected
that Shen Xuan would do bad trick again. As a result, this reward was really
good.
The audience
shouted and everyone began to go down the stage when Shen Xuan found her legs
were a little uncomfortable and she was unable to stand up at all.
Also because
Shen Xuan was afraid that her hat would fall when dancing, she pressed the hat
hard on the top of her head. This made indents formed on her hair and forehead.
Shen Xuan
has a premonition of her ghostly hair, but most important thing was that there
was no one coming to help her.
The host
waited for a while and was about to announce the end of the show when he found
that Shen Xuan was still not down, and only then the staff went up to help her
down.
Shen Xuan
could do split normally, but this kind of jump directly into split was really
painful.
...
After the
performance, the organizer expressed their gratitude to Qin Yueze and the
others.
The guests
returned to the house with different feelings. They began to pack ready to go
home.
Shen Xuan's
embarrassment just now, plus yesterday's incident, made Liu Jing's attitude
towards her even colder. Originally, when the female guests were revealed, Liu
Jing and Shen Xuan were close. But now, Liu Jing has been staying next to Shen
Tingshuang.
After Qin
Yueze finished watched the female guests' dance, he also stood a bit away from
Shen Xuan.
Needless to
say, Bai Hao and Geng Chengyun, although they did not watch Shen Xuan tried to
play trick to Shen Tingshuang, Shen Tingshuang danced really well today so the
two have been chatting beside Shen Tingshuang.
...
When they
first came to the house, they felt that the conditions here were not very
good. But now that they were leaving, everyone felt a little
reluctant.
There was
still a lot of food left from the two bags that Shen Tingshuang brought back.
Shen Tingshuang's asked the crew to return the rest back to the grandpa and
grandma.
After
tidying up, Shen Tingshuang threw the garbage in the room to outside the house.
Then she saw the show crew’s car has arrived at the gate.
The guests
got on the car, Xia Xia gave a speech, and then the cameraman turned off the
camera equipment.
Xia Xia
said: "Thank you. This recording finally ended." Having said
this, Xia Xia sat next to Shen Tingshuang: "Tingshuang, we want to record
the second episode at Xin Yuan Shan, can we?"
Shen
Tingshuang was not disgusted with Xia Xia, but was so annoyed with Shen Xuan.
Xia Xia
understood this time, she thought that Shen Xuan was a good person before, but
after watching the full episode of the show, she was extremely annoyed with
Shen Xuan.
But she
didn't dare to express her opinion and could not directly let it out that she
would not invite Shen Xuan for the next issue, this matter should be said by
the deputy director.
Shen
Tingshuang said: "It's okay."
Xia Xia was
happier: "Thank you Tingshuang."
Shen
Tingsuang thought that she has signed a contract with Banana Station for one
season, so even if she was bothered by Shen Xuan, she still has to finish
filming.
Xia Xia
didn't bother Shen Tingshuang any more, ran to the back and sat
down.
...
Everyone
closed their eyes, Shen Xuan sat behind Shen Tingshuang, and she suddenly asked
in a low voice: "Sister, why do you hate me so much?"
This
question was so pitiful and sad, implicating as if Shen Tingshuang was an
unreasonable person.
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has something to say:
Believe me,
Shen Xuan is really about to go offline.
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